LOVE-

longest relationship?
A few months.


shortest relationship?
Week or two.


have you ever thought you were going to marry someone you're dating?
I did.


have you ever LOVED someone so much that it hurts?
Yes.


have you ever made your boyfriend cry?
He did.


are you happier single or in a relationship?
Eh. Depends.


have you ever had your heart broken?
Oh, yes.


have you ever broken someone's heart?
She said I did . . .


if you could go back in time, would you change things to where you could still be with one of your exes?
Maybe . . .


Do you believe you are good?
I try.


have you ever dated someone who wasn't good to you?
Yeah.


have you dated someone older than you?
Yes.


do you believe everyone deserves another chance?
Maybe. Depends.


believe in love at first sight?
I've never experienced it.


ever dated two people at once?
No.


do you want to get married?
Not now.


do you have anything to say to an ex?
I wish you were still here.


ever stole someone's boyfriend?
No.


ever liked someone else's boyfriend?
Not like that.


does heartbreak really feel as bad as it sounds?
It feels about 100 times worse than it sounds.


are you looking for a boyfriend?
Pfft, no.




LUST-

have you ever taken a pregnancy test?
Yes.

who was your first kiss?
Uhm . . . Daniel, I think.


have you ever done something with the same sex?
Jus.


do you think making out is gross?
More or less. I don't really like it.


what is your biggest turn on?
I like biting . . .


what is your biggest turn off?
Dick.


have you kissed upside down?
Yes.


how about in the water?
Shower count?


would you ever consider playboy?
Being in it? How much am I getting paid?


what friend could you see getting pregnant right now?
Uhm. Any female that's straight and sexually active.


does size matter?
Maybe.


Which would be better: One night stand or someone you care about?
Some you care about for sure.


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If a stranger told you that you were beautiful would you believe them?
Depends.

Do you believe in love at first sight?
I believe in it, but I've never experienced it.

Do you get cranky when you’re hungry?
Not really.

What eye color on the opposite sex do you like the most?
*shrugs* Depends.

Where will you be tomorrow at this time?
Here, probably. Or job hunting.

Do you prefer plastic or glass drinking cups?
Doesn't matter.

When was the last time you wore black pants?
Right now.

Would you eat a plate full of crickets for 500 bucks?
I would. There isn't much I won't do for money if you pay me enough. Except whore myself. I refuse to do that.

When was the last time you slept in your underwear?
Yesterday.

What do you think you’ll look like when you’re 50?
I dunno.

What age do you consider old?
60 or 70.

Do you eat ice cubes?
Sometimes.

Do you prefer cubed or crushed ice?
Depends.

If you had wings where would you go?
All over the place.

What kind of mood do you wake up in?
Just tired.

Do you hope your children are like you one day?
No.

What do you use your hands for the most?
Typing. Fapping (what, you expected me to lie?).

If you entered a drinking contest do you think you could win?
Probably. Depends on who I am up against.

What’s the best thing to do during a snow storm?
Cuddle.

What the best thing to do during a thunderstorm?
Watch the lightning.

Do you have a foul mouth?
Duh.

What figure of speech do you hate?
Idk.

What was the last movie you watched?
Grandma's Boy. Was actually a funny movie.

Could you survive boot camp?
No.

Do you giggle a lot?
Yes.

Have you ever ripped the wires out of your computer?
No.

Can you swear in other languages?
A few.

Do you like sour candy?
Sometimes.

Have you ever kicked a dog?
No.

Have you ever forwarded an email message to someone it wasn’t intended for?
No.

How much money do you have on you right now?
ON me? None. In the back? About thirty bucks.

Can I borrow 20 bucks?
No.

Do you smoke anything?
No.

Who invited you over to their home for dinner last?
Ted and Chris. They invited me to stay the night with Danika, too. .D

Do you like red or white wine?
White.

Can you burp loud?
Yes.

Do you know anyone who harms themselves?
I'm sure I do.

Have you ever worn men's cologne?
Duh.

Have you ever scared a child?
Haha, yes.

Has anyone ever told you that you were self centered?
No.

What about conceited?
Yup.


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I smoke daily.
I wear glasses.
I own a ginger cat.
I like olives.
I am engaged.
I live in Canada.
I have showered today.
I hate sunshine.
I tan easily.
I don’t have a job.
I live in a hostel.
I wear lip liner.
I have seen my favourite band live.
I love the color pink.
I own a laptop.
I am an Aunt/Uncle. kinda
I love my family.
I am very popular.
I have an eating disorder.
I have my belly button pierced.
I drink water daily.
I have swam in the ocean before.
I have a red bedroom.
I am lazy.
I shave my legs.
I have freckles/moles.
I can drive. kinda
I am bisexual.
I am male.
I eat fish at least three times a week.
I am rich.
I have a holiday once a year.
I hate fireworks.
I am very bossy.
I love neon colors. ZOMFGILOVETHEM.
I can surf.
I use the internet everyday.
I own a pair of fishnets.
I have scuba dived.
I love bolding surveys.
I am lonely.
I believe in astrology. somewhat
I have my own house key.
I drink vodka at least twice a week.
I have yellow teeth.
I am currently on my period.
I like Nickelback.
I have done heroin before.