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The Unreality

HAY JEEZUS

Created on 2007-07-13 08:37:05 (#13369365), last updated 2009-11-11

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Name:	bakacoconut
Location:	Mead, Colorado, United States
Website:	DeadJournal

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- While I don't act it half the time, I am 20 years old.
- I can touch my foot to my forehead.
- I am seriously a hopeless romantic at heart. And the while the CONCEPT of having a long distance relationship SEEMS romantic, it really isn't. It sucks.
- I have a little shit-head brother. I say 'shit-head' lovingly, of course. Ironically enough, we hardly ever argue or fight unless we're joking. Compared to most people I know, we get along extremely well as far as siblings go.
- My mother is my fucking hero for everything that she's been through. She's gone through abusive relationships, drug addiction, mental and emotional problems and she's STILL alive and working towards happiness. In more recent years, she's been overcoming a meth addiction and I couldn't be more proud of her for it. I LOVE YOU MOMMY.
- I have a habit of naming inanimate objects that I deem important to me (usually electronics). My XBox's name was bob and Taquito is my iPod. The only electronic I possess that I haven't named is my phone.
- I did spend a year in college. Thanks to a bad living situation, mental and emotional instability, the death of someone close to me, and just added stress, I had to drop out just simply because I couldn't handle it.
- I don't tell all of my friends that I love them. Just the ones that I am REALLY close to. With all of my other friends it's "I fluff you" or something. It more or less means the same thing to me . . . just not on such a personal and trusting level.
- According to vandigo, I have Yoshiki Syndrome. AKA FUCKED UP BACK.
- Despite how things seem, I still absolutely LOVE anime.
- I like Japanese gay porn. And this doesn't make sense because I have no sexual attraction to men.
- I LIKE TWILIGHT. I do agree that it is not what I would consider a great work of literature, but it DID have potential in the beginning with the first book. I own the entire series and do reread it frequently (mostly out of lack of anything else to read). However, if you want quality vampire novels, I'd say Anne Rice and Laurell K. Hamilton is the way to go.
- I can never decide on an all-time favorite band or musical artist. It rotates between Miyavi, hide, X Japan, alice nine., HIM, The 69 Eyes, Sonata Arctica and Nightmare. Right now, we're at Sonata Arctica. Next . . . who knows.
- I've taken up attempting to learn Japanese. BUT. I admit to be extremely lazy and unmotivated a lot of the time, so it's slow-coming.
- I try to meditate on a daily basis. Usually it's spread out to five minute intervals several times a day at this point.
- I'll listen to almost any kind of music at least once.
- I refuse to regret anything from my past.
- I am insanely insecure.
- I actually ENJOYED working at McDouchebag's (McDonald's). Top that.
- I'm trying to stop biting my nails because it is a DISGUSTING habit that I have yet to completely rid myself of. It's always an on and off thing.
- I have a short attention span and a bad memory. Don't be surprised if you have to tell me something repeatedly.
- Just because I'm lesbian doesn't mean I don't doubt my sexual orientation each and every day. I do enjoy LOOKING at some men (even if some say they look like women) as eye candy as long as they aren't naked. But, at the end of the day, I always reach the same conclusion: definitely lesbian.
- I take things too personally a lot of the time. This is the result of me being really insecure.
- My favorite color is CONSTANTLY changing. Therefore, my favorite color is rainbow.
- Based on personal experience, I believe it is possible to fall in love with someone you aren't sexually attracted to.
- I voted for President Obama in the recent election.
- I am a nonviolent person, but wrong my loved ones and I will BEAT THE EVER-LOVING SHIT OUT OF YOU AND QUITE POSSIBLY KILL YOU. Seriously. I've forgiven a guy recently for fucking over my best friend AND THEIR 1-YEAR-OLD DAUGHTER in their relationship, but I still owe him the world's biggest ass-beating, and I tell him this every time I talk to him. Don't mess with me. I bite. Whether it's nice and pleasurable or hard and life-threatening all depends on you.
- Sexually, I am rather submissive and am pretty much open to trying anything. And I'm pretty sure I have a biting fetish.
- I LOVE VIDEO GAMES. I will try almost any game console and the chances of me liking that console for some reason or another is probably 99 times out of a 100. I love both Playstation and XBox equally and I loved the GameCube (NINTENDO FTW). Haven't tried the Wii, yet, though. And I love RPGs. Morrowind, FFX, Halo, The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina Of Time, and Fable 2 are my favorite games.
- If there is a blog site out there, chances are I have tried it, am trying it right now, or will try it in the near or distant future. I am an accomplished blog whore.
- I love watching jdramas and jmovies. Hana Yori Dango is my FAVORITE jdrama and Moon Child is my favorite jmovie.
- Aside from Japanese culture, my favorite movies of all time have to be The Crow, The Nightmare Before Christmas, American Wedding, Edward Scissorhands, Kiki's Delivery Service, and Howl's Moving Castle. Wait . . . the last two are anime and therefore Japanese . . . *blinks*
- I wear my heart on my sleeve. For a long time, I hid how I was feeling from everyone in a futile attempt to make their lives easier. I can't be entirely sure when that fact changed, but now it's more or less impossible for me to hide much of anything.
- I'm a horrible liar when I insist that I'm okay. My brain just kind of goes on autopilot and people that are close to me always seem to notice.
- I am vandigo's pet lesbian/invisible talking octo coconut kitty squeaky toy and I am in love with her. Be jealous <3

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